Yardwork
Service will be available from October 2024
Hunting for yard pros, even if it means tapping into the genius of local college green thumbs – who needs a grass degree for mower mastery?
We're Not Lawn Whisperers, But We Can Make Your Grass Sing
01.
Weed Whacking Ballet
Turning pesky weeds into a graceful dance, because every garden deserves a performance.
02.
Grass Grooming Glam
Offering lawns a spa day, complete with stylish haircuts and a touch of grass couture
03.
Leaf Whispering
Communicating with leaves to convince them to fall in line – or at least into our leaf blower.
04.
Hedge Humorists
Trimming hedges with a sense of humor – because even shrubs deserve a good joke.
05.
Mulch Magic Show
Transforming yard waste into mulch with a magical sleight of hand – poof, and it's compost!
06.
Compost Comedy
Making composting a stand-up comedy routine – because even banana peels have a punchline.
07.
Gnome Grooming
Offering gnomes in your garden a spa day – because even ceramic statues need a little pampering.
08.
Fertilizer Fashion Parade
Dressing up fertilizer as the runway model of your yard – the trendiest nutrient in town.
09.
Mower Moves
Mowing lawns with the precision of a dance routine – grass cutting, the choreography edition.
10.
Garden Giggles
Planting jokes alongside flowers – making your garden not just beautiful but also hilariously entertaining.
